I Don't Want To Be Green: I Want To Drink Water Out Of a Plastic Bottle

Honestly, I don’t want to be “green”. I don’t believe the hype about so-called global warming, and couldn’t give two craps about my carbon footprint.  I happen to like incandescent light bulbs and believe that they could be produced to last longer, and burn efficiently.  Changing light bulbs won’t stop climate change. Drinking water out of plastic bottles is convenient, and often I  reuse the bottles over and over again. I resent a town, city, or any governmental body telling me through legislation that I cannot use plastic bags. 

Having said all that,  I believe we should all strive to be good stewards of the environment.  

Now he’s talking out of both sides of his mouth, you might be thinking.  Well, yes I am. 

Here’s the deal.  Citizens of the world in general, and North Americans in particular, are being fed a pig’s trough of informational slop to induced fear, guilt, and self-loathing all for political and economic expediency of the true masters of the planet:  Multinational corporations, or what I nicknamed several years ago,  international, or multinational corportocracy.  

A news article on Yahoo June 8, 2008 told us  about some of the evils of bottled water without really saying anything at all.  In the article, Cornell University professor Doug James was quoted as saying about Fiji Water that one-liter bottles are “...taken out of the aquifer of this little island, and shipped all the way across the world, producing like (yes, he said “like”) half a pound of greenhouse gases so you can have this one-liter bottle of water.” 

If I were any good at math I’d want to see the calculations for that statement.  I’m not good at math, but I’d STILL like to see those calculations and know who did the measurements.  

Professor Doug tweaked my curiosity, so I looked at the Fiji Water web site, and a couple of other related articles.  Seems to me that if we were to all be green and boycott Fiji Water because of our concern for “global warming” , a major industry of a tiny nation might be shut down, and the citizens of that tiny nation could continue to be quaint little brown people stringing pukka shells and grass skirts for the Al Gore tourists of the world. 

Seems that after some negative “green” press last year, Fiji Water will this year strive to be “carbon negative”, whatever that means.  Actually what that means, is that through the counseling of organizations like Conservation International, and ICF International, Fiji Water will supposedly be able to reduce CO2 emissions by at least 25%,  reduce packaging by about 20% and waste by over 30%, and increase by 50% the amount of production energy that comes from renewable resources.  What it means is that some elite industrial slave masters will be making money and getting richer. 

It also portends the ever increasing financial and political control and subjugation of the masses in both the developed and developing worlds that the multinational corportocracy will possess.  

Oh yes... According to Environmentalleader.com (“The Executive’s Daily Green Briefing)  any remaining carbon emissions produced by Fiji Water  “...will be mitigated through a portfolio of forest carbon and renewable energy offset projects...” under the auspices of Conservation International.  

You, inquisitive reader, can look into the above mentioned organizations and explore their web sites to learn who their “partners” are:  Governmental agencies, military affiliations, corporations, and oh yes, governmental agencies.  It’s not my goal in this screed to give fine details, but rather encourage any reader to further research where all this information comes from, who is involved in disseminating it, and what the underlying and/or over arching objectives might be.  (Hint:  Political and economic expediency) 

As for the legislation part I alluded to at the beginning:  In 2002, Ireland was the first nation to introduce a plastic bag tax  (“PlasTax”).  Since then other high-minded cities and governments have been pushing similar legislation.  But that’s a discussion for another day.  

In the meantime, I will stop at my local inconvenient store tomorrow, purchase a bottle of Fiji Water, drink it and use the bottle over and over again.  

And I’ll carry it to my car in that handy plastic bag that I can use again as well. 

(c)R. Burnett Baker 2008

  

storm divine

it's the rain's fragrance

we savor, 

a break in clouds 

that makes a 

storm divine. 

Poetry and Photo (c) 2008 R.Burnett Baker 

all the world

so much art 

in all the world 

every 

painter a master 

writer a laureate

musician a maestro 

each patron an 

insatiable hunger 

craving to be fed. 

(c)R. Burnett Baker 2007

An Introduction:  You're Damned Right I Am!

During my years in retail management I've hired countless employees, many of them young college students.  A few years ago one young lady in particular opened my eyes to what seems to be a common denominator of late teen, early 20's men and women:  They don't have strong (if they have them at all) opinions.  About much of anything. 

As often happens in the workplace, we would all talk about the latest news or entertainment, philosophies, history or current events.  Through the course of a day or week I would bring up subjects or make statements about historical events or people, and at times I'd be able to weave the conversation into the products we sold, or the countries from which those products came.  (We sold unique products from all over the globe).  I thought of some of these little talks as "educational".  They mostly thought of my screeds as rantings of a middle-aged, bitter retail hack who probably couldn't succeed in a "real" profession. 

At times I would ask about what was going on in their academic lives:  What were they studying?  What courses were they taking?  What "new thing" did they learn that day in class?  What were their future ambitions?  More often than not I got blank stares, shrugged shoulders, or just non-committed answers like, "uh, nutin' much, I guess." 

One fine day I was on a roll and this young lady I mentioned looked at me and said, "You're VERY opinionated, aren't you?"  I was instantly annoyed with her.  I replied, "You're damned right I am.  And it would do you well to get a few or your own!"  And I meant it. 

Too often in this age of politically correct sensitivity people are afraid to express their opinions.  If they have any. After that brief encounter though, I wondered what percentage of college students today have no real opinions?  I wondered if my college student employee was really representative of most college students?  I doubt it.  

But it's disturbing to think that many of them don't have opinions.  They don't know when John Kennedy was assassinated.  Don't know what December 7th represents. They've never heard of Neil Diamond or Paul Simon.  They can't even tell you who the Vice President of the US is.  I've always enjoyed Lay Leno's segment "Jaywalking".  Probably because I've seen it in action in my daily routine.  It's funny, but serious and potentially disturbing for the future of the country. 

We simply cannot afford to give birth to children and nurture them in collective ignorance that inevitably breeds stupidity. If they don't gain basic knowledge about life past and present, if they don't formulate opinions about past or current events, and if they don't learn to express those opinions, then our freedom-loving lifestyle in this country could be in jeopardy. 

Without critical thinking skills, opinions we can express, and the confidence to express them, we cannot be free, and will not be able to understand why. 

So this is my forum to rant.  And rave. Or just muse if I must. It's a place for my opinions, an opportunity to offer my take on any given subject and perhaps engage in dialogue with those who happen upon this blog.  I'll even amuse myself with my own poetry from time to time.  

After all, it's cheaper than therapy.