Sunday, June 8, 2008

I Don't Want To Be Green: I Want To Drink Water Out Of a Plastic Bottle

Honestly, I don’t want to be “green”. I don’t believe the hype about so-called global warming, and couldn’t give two craps about my carbon footprint.  I happen to like incandescent light bulbs and believe that they could be produced to last longer, and burn efficiently.  Changing light bulbs won’t stop climate change. Drinking water out of plastic bottles is convenient, and often I  reuse the bottles over and over again. I resent a town, city, or any governmental body telling me through legislation that I cannot use plastic bags. 

Having said all that,  I believe we should all strive to be good stewards of the environment.  

Now he’s talking out of both sides of his mouth, you might be thinking.  Well, yes I am. 

Here’s the deal.  Citizens of the world in general, and North Americans in particular, are being fed a pig’s trough of informational slop to induced fear, guilt, and self-loathing all for political and economic expediency of the true masters of the planet:  Multinational corporations, or what I nicknamed several years ago,  international, or multinational corportocracy.  

A news article on Yahoo June 8, 2008 told us  about some of the evils of bottled water without really saying anything at all.  In the article, Cornell University professor Doug James was quoted as saying about Fiji Water that one-liter bottles are “...taken out of the aquifer of this little island, and shipped all the way across the world, producing like (yes, he said “like”) half a pound of greenhouse gases so you can have this one-liter bottle of water.” 

If I were any good at math I’d want to see the calculations for that statement.  I’m not good at math, but I’d STILL like to see those calculations and know who did the measurements.  

Professor Doug tweaked my curiosity, so I looked at the Fiji Water web site, and a couple of other related articles.  Seems to me that if we were to all be green and boycott Fiji Water because of our concern for “global warming” , a major industry of a tiny nation might be shut down, and the citizens of that tiny nation could continue to be quaint little brown people stringing pukka shells and grass skirts for the Al Gore tourists of the world. 

Seems that after some negative “green” press last year, Fiji Water will this year strive to be “carbon negative”, whatever that means.  Actually what that means, is that through the counseling of organizations like Conservation International, and ICF International, Fiji Water will supposedly be able to reduce CO2 emissions by at least 25%,  reduce packaging by about 20% and waste by over 30%, and increase by 50% the amount of production energy that comes from renewable resources.  What it means is that some elite industrial slave masters will be making money and getting richer. 

It also portends the ever increasing financial and political control and subjugation of the masses in both the developed and developing worlds that the multinational corportocracy will possess.  

Oh yes... According to (“The Executive’s Daily Green Briefing)  any remaining carbon emissions produced by Fiji Water  “...will be mitigated through a portfolio of forest carbon and renewable energy offset projects...” under the auspices of Conservation International.  

You, inquisitive reader, can look into the above mentioned organizations and explore their web sites to learn who their “partners” are:  Governmental agencies, military affiliations, corporations, and oh yes, governmental agencies.  It’s not my goal in this screed to give fine details, but rather encourage any reader to further research where all this information comes from, who is involved in disseminating it, and what the underlying and/or over arching objectives might be.  (Hint:  Political and economic expediency) 

As for the legislation part I alluded to at the beginning:  In 2002, Ireland was the first nation to introduce a plastic bag tax  (“PlasTax”).  Since then other high-minded cities and governments have been pushing similar legislation.  But that’s a discussion for another day.  

In the meantime, I will stop at my local inconvenient store tomorrow, purchase a bottle of Fiji Water, drink it and use the bottle over and over again.  

And I’ll carry it to my car in that handy plastic bag that I can use again as well. 

(c)R. Burnett Baker 2008


Wednesday, June 4, 2008

storm divine

it's the rain's fragrance
we savor, 

a break in clouds 
that makes a 
storm divine. 

Poetry and Photo (c) 2008 R.Burnett Baker